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I’ll be 42 in a couple of weeks, and in two years of online dating, I’d say about 70% of the people who write to me are fifty and over, often MUCH over.I think the record so far is the 74-year-old who said he could have his daughter pick him up at the nursing home and bring him into the city if I were willing to meet for coffee. Your last line is telling, though, and hints at the broader trend. Unfortunately, it seems that all the men my age only want much younger women, which leaves me with the 20-somethings who think “MILF” is an appropriate subject line and write messages about being “into older women,” and the aforementioned geriatric (or borderline) set. If everyone is looking downstream, age-wise (except the few who have a “kink” for older types), where does that leave those of us who really are looking for a peer? Should I adjust my objectives to what the market has to offer?After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. - Statistics show at age of seventy, there are five women to every man.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals. Next, start putting a few potatoes in the sacks, but be careful not to overdo it. The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out. Isn't that the darndest time for a guy to get those odds?(If I have any duplications or other bugs, please tell me.) First, for those who are not familiar with "advanced years," this might help: Nearly everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You enjoy about hearing about other peoples operations. You can get into heated arguments about pension plans. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You quit holding your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. Potato sack in each hand extend your arms straight out to your sides and hold them there as long as you can. With these guidelines I'm sure we'll all be LOOKING GOOD - The best thing to save for your old age is yourself. - If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. (Canadians may substitute 2Kg potato sacks) After a few weeks, move up to 10-LB. potato sacks, and finally get to where you can lift a 100 lb. - Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
And then you, the 36-year-old woman, post your profile, and what happens? It doesn’t stop older men from writing, but at least you don’t have to explain yourself to a man who doesn’t want to hear your perfectly valid explanation. But you must understand that any woman you desire online has choices. She can go out with a cute, successful man who is 35. To find out who IS interested, try Match.com’s Reverse Match.I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Good grief, what can I do? We preceded house-husbands, gay rights, computer dating, dual careers and commuter marriages.My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad - can you tell? We were before day-care centres, group therapy and nursing homes.Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier. If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt your health. At my age, "getting a little action" means I don't need to take a laxative. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started.Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends and have begun to grow in the middle. The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through the government. Fast food was what you ate during Lent and Outer Space was the back of the local theatre.
You get BOMBARDED by emails from fifty and sixty something Baby Boomers looking to trade up in the world. Yet these men keep on writing – talking about how they’re young for their age, how they’d love to have children, how they have everything in life except a good younger woman. Understand, Dale, there is nothing wrong with you being attracted to a fertile and youthful woman in her 30’s. Instead of searching through hundreds of thirtysomething women who wouldn’t give you a second look, Reverse Match shows you who IS open to dating a 56-year-old man.