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We’ll speak.” Raquel gave herself a quick spray of perfume, checked herself out one more time in the mirror, and headed outside to wait for the guy.However, in an anti-joke version, the "knock knock" scenario is commonly played straight, subverting the attempt at humor.- Knock Knock- Who's there? The more common the set-up for a joke ("Three men walk into a bar..."), the more likely it is to be used ironically as a set-up for an anti-joke. Vote up the examples that made you laugh the most (or the least?("Ouch.") In this way, anti-jokes can be seen as deconstructions of the practice of joke-telling, pointing out the way jokes work rather than using the traditional format to get laughs. What follows are classic examples of funny anti-jokes. ) After you are finished, head on over and vote on the best fat jokes.After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed.Thanks to the Guardian Newspaper for these funny Christmas riddles.